I have a thing for older men.
I lost my virginity on my 16th birthday to a 38-year-old. We had met at a concert and had been chatting online (cringe)...oh, did I mention that I live in NZ, and he lives in Australia? Yup. So I was on holiday in Sydney for my 16th, and of course he came down. We retreated to a rather spectacular hotel, and I was all geared up for a good shag with an older bloke who knew what he was doing.

...


IT WAS SHITE. He kissed like a fish, hands everywhere, treated my tits like stress balls, stabby fingers, the works. To add to that, the first few attempts at shagging were terminated when he couldn't get it up. Amazingly, I didn't dump him after this. A few months later, he came over to NZ to visit. Repeat of Sydney incident, and I'd had it. Dumped him good and proper.

The odd thing is, he's still a family friend, and he still has a thing for me. He buys me nice things for Christmases and birthdays. I still cringe when I think about it though...*shudder*

However, I didn't learn my lesson. The next man I started a relationship with was...who else but my 35 year old BOSS? The shagging was slightly better, but still nothing mind-blowing, and he insisted on trying (and failing) to make me come every 5 minutes or so. Very tiresome. The 'relationship' was alright until I ended it some 4 months later. He went spacky and started stalking me.

It ended over a year later in a court case, and to protect my identity I can't say too much, but it was quite honestly hell. And he had big pus-filled spots on his back too. Uck.

So I'd like to think I've learned my lesson from that! I haven't had any relationships with older men since then, but I was in love with two teachers (40+) in my last year of high school, and I still can't maintain a relationship with someone my own age for more than a couple of months.

Older men are shite shags, in my experience.

Length? First was stout and bulbous, second was long and sort of bendy.
(Captain Communism isn't any sort of communist., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:05, 2 replies)

Maybe
it's not their age but just that they're crap.

I'll give you a hint: the people who are the best lovers are typically the ones who really love food and drink- not as in overindulging, but the ones who have definite tastes in things. People who really enjoy food and drink and other creature comforts are invariable sensual and have learned how to get the most out of sex.

I have yet to encounter a woman who was a good cook who wasn't also an amazing lay.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:38, closed)

What
an excellent observation that is. Neither of them had any appreciation for the finer things in life. And if I say so myself...I am a fantastic cook.
(Captain Communism isn't any sort of communist., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:18, closed)