Made me laugh hard enough to share....
my story is posted on page 2, but today one of my coworkers asked how old my boyfriend is.

I told him, but he already knew he was a lot older than me.

"Oh, so are you going to have a 60th birthday party for him then?" asks coworker.

"Yes", says I...promptly followed by "and a retirement party, he's retiring the same day".

The poor guy I work with choked on his bagel.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:17, Reply)