I always...
...Without fail block hotel toilets. Soft flush. Why!? WHY?! You fill the whole bowl within a second or so.

Best one ever though is a visit to Newcastle last March (funnily enough I now live there). Mate's bday, big piss up. Travelodge just down from Monument. We go out for a curry, hit the town, head back in the small hours. Mate has a smoking room (and I smoke), in the elevator I get off at my floor rather than go up to their room. I have the intense urge to unleash the anal fury. Everyone sort of looks at me (I smoke a lot, they thought it was unusual). Stumble to my room (mate who was sharing went with the rest of them), drop my kegs, hit the seat - die a little. I have never felt the sting like that. Once again - soft flush. I had to flush during. Then again. And again. The smell that filled the bathroom was so powerful I was gagging - and we all know we can handle our own quite well. Finally, the torture over, sympathising with male rape victims rather than laughing, I stumble out of the bathroom. Room smells the same as the bathroom. Uh-oh. Open window. Leave room to go to 'smoke-room' - meet mate halfway to elevator holding his noise and complaining about the smell. Me: "Sorry. Erm, don't think the prawns in that curry were cooked properly..." Him: "What?! THIS IS YOU?! I am NOT going in there! You can smell it as soon as you walk out of the elevator!" Needless to say we spent considerable amount of time in the 'smoke-room' - only to find that 2 hours later the corridor still stank, our friends in the room opposite us had kept on-gagging, complained to Reception - and were moved rooms!

Apologies to all who may have been on the floor.

Length? Volume is the importance.
(allywilson, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:52, 1 reply)

You should see a doctor.
You don't sound (smell?) healthy at all.
(Musuko, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 18:52, closed)