Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Elvis saves the dayworst actual food ever was at an 'italian' in streatham a couple of years ago. some of my party ordered prawn cocktail - half an avocado, two prawns propped atop with a dollop of salad cream. my soup was a bowl of runny nothingness. the mains were all lukewarm pig slop and my dessert of fruit 'salad' consisted of an apple and two grapes. However, none of this mattered really, thanks to the many, many bottles of wine, and a mighty fine Elvis impersonator; evidently he was employed to distract customers from the horrors of their dinner. I hope he was paid well.
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