Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Not me..But a friend. Seriously, I'm a vegetarian AND a male, so this story is not about me.
Said friend, who shall be known as C.T., had never been a fan of seafood. But at a free buffet, well she just couldn't resist. She's a student. Free food. Geddit?
So she's snacking on prawns etc, and gets to the oysters. She's never had one, so in it goes and halfway through chewing the moist mollusc her eyes lose focus and a she makes a strange noise.
Her bf says 'never had oyster before?'
C.T. shakes her head
'd'you know how they cook it?'
shake
'they don't. d'you know how they kill it?'
shake
'they don't'
He's a lovely chap I swear.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:40, Reply)
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