Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Butterfly KissesOn Saturday at a friends bbq a friend of mine started eating his cheapo burger from Tesco's. 'Mmmmm, lovely!' he said.
A couple of bites in and he chews into something a bit tougher... 'Eeek!' I quote, 'What could this possibly be?'.
Never in a million years would he have guessed that it would be an eyelid, with big hairy cow lashes still attached. No sir-ee.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:53, Reply)
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