Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Driving home one nightafter a wild party somewhere in London, my dad had to giving directions to his mate. "Straight across the roundabout" were his words, and they were taken absolutely literally by the *slightly* intoxicated driver.
There sure were some puzzled people the next morning seeing a beautiful set of tyre marks carving a straight line through the grass centre of the roundabout.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:14, Reply)
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