Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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At the moment, my Gran's a bit illThis means a lot of relatives come by to try and help, sit by her side and chat to her. It's caused a lot of upset in the family. On the plus side, everybody's started acting ever so slightly crazy.
- My Aunt keeps turning over a photo of me and my Gran. Why? Because Gran looks a bit pale in it.
- A certain Step Aunt doesn't come round at all. Her excuse is that she's "too busy at the church". She's a cleaner whose hours are 5am-6am.
- My cousin, in a band, has helped by writing a song called "Crazy Ill Granny".
- I've started posting my family's crazy breakdown on the internet
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:20, Reply)
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