Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Two Mad Families UniteOh where do I start? His family or mine? I don’t know which is worse. When I first met his mother, she fell asleep pissed in her jumper; his gran told me to pull her finger and promptly farted and his brother flashed his dick having a piss.
My family; the mad nan who hit her head on the garage door and said she had amnesia and decided to shave all her hair off; the deceased gran (who used to flash her knickers all the time) who pissed in my wardrobe before dying in my bed; my pot-smoking uncle who ate the flowers at my (mad) nan’s conservative dinner party or my v. posh granddad who told my then boyfriend now hubby that the next door neighbour had accused him of pinching her tits (blue-tits, the bird). There is never a dull moment in our family!!! And that’s just for starters.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:43, Reply)
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