Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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DadWhen my dad was younger (fresh from his first year at uni, the story goes), he came home at the end of term, and engaged in a bit of jovial wrestling with his 13 year old brother, as is to be expected. However, he then proceeded to smear Tabasco Sauce on his younger siblings bellend. Apparently the bidet was occupied for days.
This story was later recounted at said younger brothers wedding... The marriage didn't last long.
As for length, he was only 13 at the time...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:07, Reply)
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