Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My older brotherIs a total knob. I don't speak to him, sort of, ever. He is a knob you see. About ten years ago however, when I was 14 and still living with my mum, I remember him sitting up at the dining room table filling out a mock 'intelligence test' he'd been given in the pub. Dodgy old photocopy it was.
He caught on with the first question 'a plane crashed exactly halfway between England and France. Where did they bury the survivors?' and clearly felt of Mensa standard.
Sadly ths was dashed on the next question when he shouted 'Muuuum! What was the dog called in Lassie?!'
He was twenty-six.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, Reply)
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