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curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."

Are any of your relatives this loopy?

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Every single person in my family is crazy, including myself. None of us has done anything in particular recently but we're all as mad as a bag of badgers. And seeing Woohoozibob's it about his uncle managing to fall asleep with a pint and not spill any, my older brother, uncle, cousin and his other half were out for a piss up around London (I was only about 10 at the time so missed out on all the fun), after visiting several pubs and clubs and having a meal at a Chinese restaurant (where they were asked "What the fuck you want?" by the waiter) they went to an offlicence for a crate of beer. My uncle carried said crate almost all the way home before tripping over in the gutter, rolling over and standing up straight again in one fluid movement and didn't drop the crate or any of its contents. He does like his beer.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 19:43, Reply)

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