Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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a distant cousin..This guy is approximately a third cousin or something like that. I've only met him once, when I was a young kid, he's aout 20 years older than me. He had a few psychological issues at school, but had generally cleared up by time he graduated from university and got a job in the City. He got a brief posting out to Bogota, which he completed in a most professional manner... until he was at the airport due to fly home. For reasons that remain obscure (but possibly have something to do with the local marching powder) he decided, half-way through checking his bag in, to rip his shirt open to reveal small bags of powder taped to his chest and scream "I'm smuggling coke!" at the top of his lungs. After a brief chase and a beating by the cops he was restrained, at which point they found out that it wasn't coke, it was flour. After much international wrangling he was shipped back to the UK and straight into a home, where he remains to this day.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:33, Reply)
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