Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My ex's mumMy ex's mum is a loony. I had being going out with Sarah for about two weeks, and her mum rang me up and started blathering on about something or other, after about five minutes I got the impression she was trying to tell me that Sarah's dad had died. He hadn't.
Another time she rang me up and went on and on about "the woman with the drums", which turned out to be Evelyn Glennie. Don't know why.
The one and only time I saw Sarah loose her temper was when her mum was standing there waffling on and on and cleaning a plastic carrier bag. Why would anyone clean a crappy Tesco bag that you get for free?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:20, Reply)
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