Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My NannaIs the best Nanna on Earth, albeit a little bit scatty.
Every week (10 am Sunday morning) my Nan phones me. If I'm not at home she'll phone my mobile. Both my home phone and my mobile have an answer machine. Normal people would leave a message. Not my Nanna. The voice on the answer machine (me) is evil and trying to keep us apart. If she talks to them then they will not pass on the message, in fact they will take the message and make sure I never receive it.
My great uncle died, I never found out until my mum phoned me after the funeral to ask why I wasn't there - my nan and the answer phone.
My grandad was taken into hospital - again I was the last one to know because of the damn answer phone.
Two weeks ago my Nan needed to go shopping - I live 70 odd miles away and don't drive - guess who left a message on my answer phone.
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no longer a user, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:15,
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