Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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another oneI already posted in this thread, but it occurred to me that my aunt is probably worth a mention too. She's in her 60's now, and lives in New England, and she is bat-fuck insane. From her divorce, her old job, and what she got when her folks died, she has to have a fair amount of cash - she certainly produces pricey birthday presents at random intervals. Nevertheless she lives in a shack in the woods with intermittent electricity, accompanied by a series of dogs that have it in for each other and a homicidal rooster. And to top it all she works at a drive-through window of a local MacDonalds.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, Reply)
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