The ethics of prostitution.
In the current climate, there are girls willing to do business with you for as little as £20.

Which kind of got me thinking... I could go out in a minibus, find five lively ladies of the roadside, take them home and...

...hand 'em each a paintbrush and a tin of emulsion.

It's cheaper than getting the fucking decorators in. Plus, I can ply them with tea and biscuits too. I bet their existing punters don't do that for them?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:33, 13 replies)

Frankly
it's a wonder that bands of roaming streetwalkers aren't knocking on peoples doors asking if they have any odd jobs need doing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:34, closed)

Have I missed something?
Has Robert Peston announced that the 'global economic downturn' has now also affected 'the oldest profession'?

A man always has needs after all. Ahem.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:37, closed)

AND
You can kill 'em afterwards, take the money back and bury 'em under the patio.

I like your thinking PJM.
( Cawl, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:38, closed)

If you havent got a patio
get them to lay one first! Genious!
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:42, closed)

Might
want to get them to dig the patio first tho...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:43, closed)

It's all about diversification in times of recession
"Twenty pound sucky-sucky and your skirting boards glossed guv,nor?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:41, closed)

Aye ok.
If you give it a good rub down with sandpaper first. Grrr.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:48, closed)

"special rub down with pussy cost you extra boss...."

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:48, closed)

I'd be very wary
of what they're using to stick up the wallpaper.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, closed)

What would you use?
Bits of roadkill?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:08, closed)

glue, muthafucka
I'm all about the glue.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:20, closed)

Hey..
..I lost my virginity for £20 in 1999.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:15, closed)

Never pay that much
for a hooker that has the decorators in.

Wait? Did I misread things?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:26, closed)