The Credit CrunchDid you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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How has the credit crunch affected me?!Well I've bought a car
and some pictures
and a chainsaw and a chainsaw hat and some chainsaw gloves
and I've just had a pay rise
so quite a lot really
actually the chainsaw is fucking ace...and really noisy so the hat has ear protectors as well as a face guard
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:20,
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Did the car come with blood in the boot?Were the pictures attached to a ransom note?
Did you get to use the chainsaw?
Were the hat and gloves your disguise?
Was your pay rise actually the payoff?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:03, closed)
I love my chainsaw too. Whole limbs with a single sweep. Awesomeness. Stihl for President.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 20:56,
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