I would
If and when I ever come across them myself.

It's the people at my bank that really get me going. And my boyfriend's too come to mention it (Lloyd's fucking TSB - don't know their fucking arse from their elbow - at least 8 banking errors this year, and have tried to blame us for every one until we've pointed it out to them. Also, can't call back after 8pm - er, we're not back from work by then; can't call back the next day, can't call back at weekends; can't call back on your mobile number - it's your fucking error arghhhh!).

And the workshy conveyencers and estate agents that tried to spin us some bullshit about whether or not we were going to actually own the garden not affecting the property price (just nervous first time buyers apparently, because we expected the deeds to match up with the estate agent's spec). It took over six months to exchange, with no chain and the mortgage all agreed, because they kept forgetting what lies they had told. THESE are the kind of people I want to kick in the feck. Generally.

/Ranty
(cherrynicola, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:29, Reply)