Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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I can't help but feel you were leading him on.Three dates seems excessive to realise a complete bellend is just that -- though I suppose he may have been pretending to be normal. But not telling him you were busy and asking him to leave would just make the poor knob think he was in with a chance.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:02, 1 reply)
See, that's the thingIf it had just been the vague weirdness and house invasion, I would agree with you and chalk it up to experience (note to self: don't encourage creepy boys. That is sensible advice which I do now take). But I cannot fathom a situation where, even had I pole-danced in front of him wearing nothing but a sandwich board saying 'TAKE ME NOW BIG BOY', that particular line sprang to mind as the most opportune time to begin overtures toward doing so. Similarly, even if I did inadvertently give him the impression that I would eventually sleep with him, I'm not sure pre-emptively bragging about it was entirely justified.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)
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