Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oh DearWhile out in town one night and well on my way to merriment, my friends and I had met up with some guys we used to go to school with, one guy I knew really well and had been quite good friends with having also attended primary school with him and living in the same village at the time. Having had the usual catch up chat, I noticed that a rather ‘large’ lady, over my mate's shoulder had been looking at me and smiling, she was sat at the other side of the big round table we’d been sat at. Without thinking I turned around to my friend and said:
“See that fat bitch over there” nodding in the lady’s direction… “She keeps staring at me… I might be in here”
I then looked back to my mate, he didn’t say a word… he didn’t need to, his face said it all…
The lady was his new girlfriend…
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:25, 1 reply)
argh....Didn't tell him you had Tourettes syndrome did you? FUCK! sorry for the outburst, I can't help but blurt out inappropriate SHIT!!! comments.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:15, closed)
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