Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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...I had an English teacher in yr 11 who i was obsessed with - I used to hand in all my work late so He would have to keep me behind and try and get angry with me which was really sexy, doing this I saccraficed my A's for D's. I even took an extra english class in yr 12 so i could perve on him some more. He was gay which made it more inappropriate especially when I made sure he knew by flirting outragiously and commenting on his gay shirts.
I currently have a crush on all my male tutors and lecturers at uni, Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh and Danny John Jules .. mostly in the role of Cat from Red Dwarf mmm sex with six nipples ;)
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