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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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oh, come on now.
if it's still body temperature it's fine. give it a couple of minutes and it's like cold egg-jelly. urk.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:02, 3 replies)
best for smearing, then, whilst you giggle.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:18, closed)
In the interest of gender equality:
how would you know, you virginal basement-dweller, you?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28, closed)
She roams dogging car parks early in the morning
sucking out the contents of used jonnies
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07, closed)
:-S
*barf*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20, closed)

I'm waay past the age where I have to pretend to like it, whatever the temperature :P

And anyway, it really depends on how long the bloke has been saving it up. Not so bad if its nicely runny I guess, but when its thick and gloopy? No way.

And don't get me started on the dribblers - precum might make great lube, but that slimy stringy mess will not be getting anywhere near my mouth.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:33, closed)
This
is excellent wanking material. Have you considered writing a blog?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:22, closed)

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