Not my own story
A friend of mine flies airliners that carry hundreds of people, and has developed a keen sense of contempt for her unavoidable cargo over the years. She does have some good tales of fuckwittery though, the most memorable being the time when some poor elderly passenger's heart chose halfway across the Atlantic as the perfect time to beat for the last time. As the cabin crew are trying their utmost to do the impossible, one of them feels an insistent tap on the shoulder, and turns away from prone white passenger, medical equipment etc. to be confronted by a woman demanding an orange juice.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:04, 2 replies)

Oh...
FFS!

Some people can be so 'kin selfish at time....

Christ on a stick I would have lost it with them I really would.

I'd c*nt them in the kick!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:12, closed)

@Lip Up Fatty
Yeah, I mean die on your own time, right? Not when I want my juice!
(Mork, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:48, closed)