Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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LibrariesWell, one advantage most counter-monkeys have is the ability to remove people off the premises when they get too unruly. Not so libraries. Since we're so desperate for customers we'll whore ourselves out to any paedophile, substance abuser and general nogoodnik. We're not allowed to throw people out because, and I quote, "It looks negative". Remember that next time you take your kids to the library. So, on with the first of many tales.
Me: Hello, can I help?
Pikey w/spawn: My son's doin' a project on dinosaurs innit. I want some books.
[off I goes, merrily in search of our dinosaur books]
[I return with 4 or 5 books on dinosaurs. She flicks through them]
Pw/S: Well this ain't no good - I want photos !
By god, I wish I was joking...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 14:35, 1 reply)
My God..Hilarious.
Have a click.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)
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