Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Raised eyebrows after this oneMy dad sometimes gets his words wrong. Most amusingly, when he was talking about wanting to hit a gay man who had tried to take advantage of his trusting youthfulness after he got stranded in a strange city. Apparently he would have loved to have given him a good 'fisting'.
Sounds made up; sadly (or more accurately, fantastically) is not. Love you, Pops.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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Reminds me of my brother.He talked to my brother, my friend, and me about how 'stoned' my aunt was at a family get-together -- he meant drunk, since only my little bro and myself have ever tried 'drugs'.
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"Stoned" was the right word,it's just more common to hear it used in reference to cannabis use, as we have so many other, more popular, words for drunk.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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It may be technically correct,but I think the people in the pub who overheard us were sniggering because they heard the meaning we did too.
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