Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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highway to hullThe fella who was until recently my boyfriend drives a clapped-out van that's prone to the engine cutting out for no reason. How does he drive said van? Usually when he's on the phone. While skinning up on the steering wheel. Oh, and he refuses to wear a seatbelt. And likes to coast down all the hills to save diesel. And did I mention that he's blind in one eye?
Bizarrely, his driving is one of the few things I trust about him.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:52,
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what a fucking cockHim, not you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:10,
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You never knowHe may well be hung like a pygmy wombat.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:48,
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