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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Happy Toast
My favourite bread is too small for my toaster.

I always use a marmite encrusted knife to fish it out.

Been dicing with death for the past 20 years ya know...
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:00, 6 replies)
The fact that you have survived thus far
suggests that this practice is not as dangerous as it would seem.

Well done on your well thought-out choice of spreadable toppings, by the way.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:08, closed)
It probably isn't
Given that once the toaster has popped, the current is off... right? I've never understood why people told me this was dangerous to do :S
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 6:04, closed)
Like it !
both marmite and the post, cheers!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:43, closed)
Marmite
You disgust me.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:44, closed)
Anyone who doesn't like Marmite is a puff
Not necessarily vice versa, though. I have a gay friend who likes it.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:16, closed)
I've never used ignore before
but if you say that one more time I'll do it you know!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:35, closed)

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