Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Rodeo SexThe old Rodeo Sex joke below almost got a mate of mine killed. The first time I heard it, I laughed like a drain. So I told it to one of my mates.
Next day he comes in to work with a black-eye and split lip.
Turns out that, that night, he was giving his missus one, doggy-style, when he remembered the joke and burst out laughing. A really bad case of the giggles. His missus thought he was laughing at her and went mental and beat the shit out of him with the bedside lamp. Even through the pain, he just couldn't stop laughing which just made her even madder.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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fantastic!so many good stories...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:36,
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