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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Did watching the rashers sweat in the pan remind you of her crinkled, greasy labia from the night before?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41, 3 replies)
You're reading that aloud to yourself aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:43, closed)
And...
... I'm done.
(immadme, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:34, closed)
I closed my eyes and it smelt the same.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, closed)
Bacon-scented pussy doesn't sound all that bad of an idea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:03, closed)
I was thinking more of pussy-scented bacon for a Surf 'n' Turf All-Day Breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:49, closed)

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