Marilyn Monroe
Anyone else heard the story that when she was finally sent to the undertakers, the morticians all took it in turns to shag her dead body?
Makes you think, though. If it was Salma Hayek or Jessica Alba or Angeline Jolie... If she was still warm... Maybe you'd relax your usual stance on necrophilia.

And, girls, imagine Matthew McConnaughey naked with a permanent woody.
(frankspencer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, 11 replies)

WHAT?

(__, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:34, closed)

indeed.
There’s nothing better than a documentary about people having inappropriate sex, apart from one about tourette’s maybe.

There was a program a while ago about people who ‘love the dead’ a little too much, during which they interviewed a woman who while working at a funeral home fell in love with a young man. Come the day of the funeral the though of being separated from her boyfriend was too much so she stole the hearse, coffin and all, a headed for the hills. If I remember rightly she was having sex with him in the back of the hearse when they were found. For my money the best fact based telly since the one about the rednecks cruising for horses.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:03, closed)

Its bad enough to have a go at necrophilia
but to go sloppy seconds as well.
Those undertakers have no shame.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:22, closed)

ooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh....
she musta been so tight!
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:18, closed)

At least
the friction might warm her up a bit. Straight out of the fridge would surely feel all wrong.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:44, closed)

are you sure...
...That with multiple loads of cold spooge you'd be able to build friction...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:48, closed)

Having thought about it now
it does seem a little less wrong knobbing the corpse of Miss Jolie than it would be for, say, Baroness Thatcher's cadaver.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:49, closed)

Ahem!
Being that most women have a modicum of self control we will not be participating in this conversation. Also EW! not even if it was Matthew McConnaughey's better looking brother.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, closed)

What about Richard Branson?
A rugged man, and loaded too...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, closed)

@ Humpty
What good would all of Branson's millions do if he were dead? We wouldn't be able to claim on his estate...and a dead body is a dead body. At least a battery powered lover moves.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:44, closed)

DNA evidence...
could be used to prove that you were at least shagging him - maybe at the time of death ... thus earning some sort of cover-up payout by the estate.

Damn... I think I must be an american.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:52, closed)