Still feel like a dick for this.
Aged 17, a young, slightly geeky and at college, I met a girl. We talked on msn alot, both being very sexualy frustrated. She had a boyfriend, but he was rather poorly endowed, so she wanted something more. One night she offered me this: "How do you feel about no strings anal fun? That's all I want." after initialy checking if she was joking, I realised she was serious. Infathomably, I had romantic notions of wanting to only ever be with some one I loved, so turned down her offer.

I must have a massive handle cos I'm a giant mug!
(Mong goose, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:08, 4 replies)

Yeah you missed out there, it's not often you get to be bummed by a lady

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:34, closed)

Yeah.
I was thinking he narrowly escaped some strap-on,rear-entrance forced-entry.
if it were true.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 20:37, closed)

You sound like a man with a MASSIVE penis
on your head
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:00, closed)

There was no strap on, it wasn't like that, she just really liked anal.

Story is 100% true, although it sounds exactly like somthing jay from the inbetweeners would tell.
(Mong goose, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:37, closed)