DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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YTS traineeAs a young lad I went to the dentist with my Dad and regularly saw an elderly Jewish chap called Mr Green who was a pretty good dentist.
However on one visit he was on holiday and I needed a baby tooth out before beginning orthodontic treatment for a pair of Christopher Lee dracula fangs I had grown.
SO, instead I saw a "young fella" I hadn't seen before. By young I mean compared to the old grey haired gent I normally saw this guy had dark hair. I wasn't impressed and it hurt.
Next time I saw Mr Green he asked how it went with the other dentist?
"The YTS trainee?" I remarked "He was ok but he needs practice before he's a real dentist like you.".
Mr Green burst out laughing and left the room, he came back with company and said "Was this the YTS trainee you mentioned?"
Turns out he was "Mr Cohen", the senior partner and namesake of the private dental surgery I was in...
Fucksocks. Mr Green found it funny but I didn't dare see Mr Cohen again after Mr Green retired.
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