DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I was an evil dentistWhen I was five I knocked one of sister's teeth out.
It's not as bad as it sounds - firstly it was a dead milk tooth that was practically hanging off her gum and secondly she asked me to do it.
I'm not sure she expected it straight away though. She said "I wish someone would knock this tooth out"
"Ok" I said and hit her.
I still think that I deserve half of the money she got from the tooth fairy.
Often when I see her, I remind her that she owes me 5p. The tooth fairy was a stingy git round our way.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:27, Reply)
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