DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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tax fraudmy old dentist, lovely bloke, liberal supply of the beanos, and had a cool jungle picture above the chair, mysteriously dissappeared after some allegations of tax fraud, so we've had to transfer to some twat who thinks my whole family need to be told what bacteria are (2 doctors and a pharmacist in there...) and has told all of us we may have gum disease, as our gums look sore after hes finished brutalising them with his stabbing stick. i expect hes wondering why gum disese is suddenly so common! muppet, my old dentist may not have paid his taxes but given the choice...!
/rant over
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 4:14, Reply)
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