DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Polish DentistI used to go out with a Polish lass, and got tooth-rot when i was over there. I've got pretty spacky teeth and have spent lots of painful days at various dental surgeries over the years, and am therefore a bit nervous about going.
This was not helped when she sterilised the scraper wotsit with a cheap fag lighter.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 20:09, Reply)
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