DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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DentistsMy old dentist.. good old days. not!
I remember my old dentist i was 12 when this happened a good time back i went because i cracked my tooth on a nasty kebab from my local takeaway. anyways needless to say i cracked my tooth and it needed taking out.
On the day i sat in the chair and to my amazement it was a rather purdy lady doing to job. She told me to relax and back the chair went. "Heres the painful bit sweetie" she said, and jab the numbing agent into my gums. "ok thats the worst bit over with" Couldnt get worse could it? oh but it did!
Pliers the wonderful usage of the 1800's came out from behind her back and crunch in it went right on the tooth only i could feel this pain. So in a slurred speech i said "ow i can feel tharrrrrt mumble" "it's ok" she replied and carried on she was yanking for a good 10 minutes me screaming my head off the whole time.
Turns out the bitch got the wrong tooth and i was bleeding all over the place. As i sat up out of the chair she kindly said "would you like a lolly?" To which i replied F*ck off :D
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 23:08, Reply)
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