DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Ahhh the butcher dentist..In the days of ye olde, tbh it was only 8 or 9 years ago, i had to get a lot of teeth work done. In all honesty this was my fault, being a manky little shit from the day of my birth til i was 12 and generally not brushing my teeth. And from this iv had it all, extractions, caps, root treatments, crowns, fillings, rebuilds etc etc estimated to be about 4k's worth of goods on my gob, i could actually buy some grills with that.
Anyway, so 9 root treatments and 2 extractions and a rebuild.
Performed by the lovely Dr Schuller of Pitt Terrace. Every single root treatment crumbled my teeth within the next 3 years or so, had to get every single one redone, plus that rebuild, rebuilt again.
Did not use enough anaesthetic, so it was to say the least painful. A better description was telling my mum that if i was forced to go back to him, i would legally disown her and move in with my dad.
I now live with my dad. Good point though, he shot himself 2 years ago after he found his wife and her lover in bed, classic.
(, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 22:24, Reply)
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