DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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I may have the wrong end of the stick here...... but I was at a party when a very attractive girl in a short skirt caused me to get the urge to retire to the water closet to unload my pods.
Imagine my horror when just after I'd gurned my way to the vinegar strokes, some friend of mine burst into the room to be confronted with the vista of me holding my rapidly deflating member in one hand, and with a pool of rapidly cooling ejaculate cupped in the other.
What a disaster.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 18:47, 2 replies)
I thinkI claim my £5 shiny pounds.
Pint?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 22:31, closed)
Stupid question perhapsBut didn't you consider chatting her up, and maybe enlisting her help in unloading your pods?
Just a thought, but would perhaps beat a menage a un.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)
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