DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Cretinous MinistersWhenever I hear the Neue Arbeit Minister for Fucking Up Education wibbling on about how 50% of the masses going through University is such a spiffing idea, I am irresistably reminded of Maureen Lipman.
Am I on naughty drugs? (Drugs are BAD M'kay)
Nope, I am thinking of the alleged graduates I'm seeing these days. Unable to write in anything resembling the English language, spell, add up, speak coherently or clean their shoes, they are about as much practical use as ornamental pot plants and don't exude useful oxygen.
But they've "got an 'ology'".
And they're dyslexic, obviously.
Right, I think that's everything covered. Armoured underpants on, hiding below parapet.
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