DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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"Earns".................I like the story! Right up until the concept of a solicitor "earning" money.
Reminds me of the tale of Peter Carter-Ruck being led through the pearly gates to a triumphant ticker-tape parade in his honour.
God himself was there to shake him by the hand exclaiming "It's a pleasure to meet the oldest human"!
P C-R replies "Errrm what do you mean the oldest human"?
God replies "I know that you died in your sixties, but according to the hours you billed, you're 477 years old!"
Coat.
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