Dodgy boozersJust a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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Oh. That sucksMaybe Nameless will come along with an amusing story about his bum-bag exploding in a crowded pub to cheer us all up.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:40,
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You know what, there's probably a gap in the market for stoma terrorists.Instead of blowing people up, which doesn't work because they're generally too dead afterwards to learn any lessons from the experience, just send someone into the middle of a crowded bar with a banger taped to their colostomy bag.
Setting off a 'dirty bomb' in this way would be a great way to draw attention to your cause without everyone hating you for killing innocent people.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43,
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