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This is a question Dodgy boozers

Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"

Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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You don't run a pub in the Midlands, by any chance?
The question-master went through a similar line of reasoning when queried. Blue Whales were dismissed as filter-feeders, whereupon bull Sperm Whales were suggested, and similarly discounted as "actually he meant land predators". Polar bears were discounted due to the fact that they occasionally lick lichen from rocks (?), which means they're not strictly 100% predatory. All the way down to badgers.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:14, 1 reply)
Or there could be a badger you've not been told about
that's bigger than a polar bear.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:18, closed)

I reckon a giant badger could take a polar bear. We should scale down - set a regular badger against a koala* - and find out.

* I know.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01, closed)
That'd be the bear minimum.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:49, closed)

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