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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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i think you should probably go outside for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:45, 1 reply)
I just got back from a 4-hour lunch with beers and all the trimmings in the beautiful sunshine.
But please, if you have any other suggestions, feel free to post them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, closed)

Have you been in a really bad mood for a couple of days, or did I misjudge you and you've always been this humourless?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:54, closed)
Do you mean the past couple of days in which a new user account "Emvee's Mum" has appeared
and during which the shitcunt autisms have been posting bash pictures of me on this board in an attempt to embarrass me?

Nah, I've been fucking loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:00, closed)
I hate to say this fella, but you are taking this a little too personally.
Rory's been accusing me of being Piston_broke for quite a while, which whilst odd, isn't that bad in the scheme of things.

He's a cunt and only out for attention. You're only fuelling his idiocy by giving him what he's after.

/End voice of reason mode.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, closed)
OK.
I had you down as someone wise enough to take it on the chin and let the storm pass is all.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:22, closed)
HE'S NOT BOTHERED, ALRIGHT?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, closed)
Still fucking loving it.
Who the fuck are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:29, closed)
That's tangledupinblue. I'll introduce you...
tangledupinblue, Emvee Stark

Emvee Stark, tangledupinblue.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:34, closed)
You are very considerate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:35, closed)
Eh, I had a look at their profile
over 8000 replies to QOTW, nothing else even in triple figures

so basically, a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:21, closed)
Ah, just like Legless.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:29, closed)
Cheers

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, closed)
Cheers.
Edit: fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, closed)
Sex toys was last week.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:32, closed)

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