Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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String of SausagesAs a young boy, back in the black and white days of old... we lived quite close to a farm in Oxfordshire, while playing in the fields a 'crow scarer' (a shotgun cartridge on a timer?) went off.... I literally (or metaphorically for the pedants) shit every last oz of shit out of my body, it certainly felt like one continual turd from my arse to my ankles.... I waddled home followed by a couple of dogs and was hosed down by my mother in the garden!
I have never been the nervous type, but every time I hear a loud bang now, I do tend to clench just in case!
Length, about 3 feet!
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:20, 1 reply)
Juvenile incontinenceis no laughing matter.
Well, maybe it is*, but you'd probably piss yourself.
*It isn't, you child-mocking sicko.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:33,
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