I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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A CondomSo... a long time ago, in a wooded area far,far away...
I was young (legal age(ish)) in a tent with my then girl friend. (most definitely legal(ish))
In the next tent along was my then best buddy. After bonfires, beers and bedtime, I suddenly realised I needed that special rubber sock contraption. These were stored, easily available, in my ruck sack - which was in the (now don't chuckle) bell-end of the tent next door...
Much bartering ensued and I purchased a single johnny (MY OWN PROPERTY!) for the grand price of an NBC smock(Nuclear, Biological, Chemical protective 'coat') and a gortex sleeping-back cover. Now these things aint cheap, but at the time were damned cool. (Honest)
Though drunk I still felt robbed; I ensured that we gave a suitably annoying vocal show for the next full 3 1/2 minutes to show off.
It wasn't till the morning that it transpired everything from my belly button down was drenched in (now well-clotted) blood....After I had left the tent and greeted my fellow campers. Hohum.
Same chap 'borrowed', out of the blue, £400 from me in 1999.
-if it fits, then wear it-
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 22:24,
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