I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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I have bought:1.) A Broken Motherboard £100
2.) 1024 Megs of RAM (Incompatible with said motherboard) £120
3.) A mixer minus crossfader for £5
4.) A CD mixed by Paul Oakenfold £15
5.) A 400MHz mahoosive Compaq desktop for £25 including 15" monitor which buzzes ominously
6.) Two bass guitar amplifiers (I can't play the guitar) for christ knows how much; one of which electrocuted my mate
7.) A Sure instrument microphone (I don't play any instruments) £60
8.) A mobile for a tenner that only recieves text messages when voicemail is called.
9.) A Swimming pool (5m diameter) which procceded to collapse and flood the garden
I have replaced alky-hol with excessive caffine and tobacco...
Appologies for linear scale factor / poor humour
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Donkey Rhubarb, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35,
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