I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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stolen not bought but i'm a rebel like thatnot me but three strapping rugby lads on their way back to the farm belonging to the parents of one of the pissed up crew. they spied a traffic light that had been hit by a car and was sticking out of its concrete roots.
so they pulled it up and carried it many miles home across the fields. apparently those things are unbelievably heavy and it took many hours. so many hours that they arrived at the farm at the same time as the farmer was exiting to milk the cows.
seriously unimpressed, he made them take it all the way back... resulting in one dislocated shoulder, one slipped disc, several arms like swiss rolls and a crushing defeat for the rugby team the following day...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 14:56,
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