Inevitable and tedious reply is inevitable and tedious.
(anvil, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:57, 1 reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Priceless. Will you be my guardian angel? I'm afraid I'm not a girl. But I'm sure that's not why you suddenly jumped on your snorting white charger. Is it? No. That would be tragic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:09, closed)

Shabu binge early this week eh?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:17, closed)

Inevitable and tedious reply is again a) inevitable and b) tedious.
(anvil, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:02, closed)

You want a laugh?
Check out the comic in his profile pic. I think the irony's pretty much lost on him. Must be a yank
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:24, closed)

You're a bit obsessed with that, aren't you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:28, closed)

HE HAS A COMIC IN HIS PROFILE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!!!
Maybe a little...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:40, closed)

There's certainly one person here who doesn't understand that comic.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:07, closed)

So what you're saying is...
You don't understand the comic, but you just thought it looked pretty?

I see
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:14, closed)

I mean...
"Remember the people you're talking to online are actually real-life people, not just words on a screen" isn't that hard a message to work out. Why post it if you don't understand it?

TELL ME - MY OBSESSION NEEDS FEEDING!!!!
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18, closed)

No. I'm saying that you don't understand the comic.
But feel free to obsess about it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, closed)

So you can't tell when someone's being facetious either?
Are you an Autism, sir?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:33, closed)

Facetious? Hoho.
As a bare minimum that would require that you had some slight intellectual advantage over me. And I think we both know that's never likely to be the case.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:07, closed)

The relative intelligence of the audience has no bearing whatsoever upon whether or not a person's banter can be regarded as 'facetious'. Besides which, failure to understand such a pedestrian term suggests that claims of overarching intellectual superiority are entirely spurious.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:02, closed)

Are you really going to follow me around the internet trying to get my attention?
Here ... here it is ... I am now officially giving you some attention.

→ MY ATTENTION ←

Do you feel better now?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:27, closed)

No, I feel sullied.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57, closed)

And yet here you are again.
There's probably a word for people like you. While you've got the thesaurus open you could have a look.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:03, closed)

Impressive
given your lexical inadequacy, I'd presumed you'd have conceived of 'thesaurus' as some form of dinosaur.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:15, closed)

More midnight yelping.
We'll be sending you back to the RSPCA if you're not careful.

And I'm unlikely to take English lessons from somebody who can't spell "uniformly".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:36, closed)

You've been hanging round this post like a fly on shit
Replying to every one who even mentions you. It's a little bit sad to be honest.

You don't need to give him your attention - we've had it all along.

Watch - you'll even reply to this one

*waits*
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:54, closed)

And people say the art of rhetoric is dead.
You're like a fabulous hybrid of Socrates and Sam Clemens.

Since you're clearly as much of a linguistic athlete as that other puppydog, perhaps we should break it down into nice simple arithmetic for you?

Number of conversations you've tried to start with me: 3
Number of times you've mentioned me outside conversations with me: at least 2
Number of conversations I've started with you or times I have mentioned you outside conversation with you: 0
Amount you grasp that this is an irreverent website where people make stupid pictures and stupider conversations: less than zero
Amount I care about whoever you are or whatever your problem is: fuck all.

Quantity of lose in your current whiny noob position: two metric shitloads
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:10, closed)

I'm not trying to win anything sweetheart
Just the fact I'm obviously getting to you is enough

Oh, and you still don't understand the comic in your profile btw
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:21, closed)

Hahaha. Even more midnight mewling?
Make that 3 metric fuckloads.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:08, closed)

Haha
The fact you so desperately need the last word keeps me so amused.

Are you so desperate for validation? Let me guess - the misses no longer touches you in your 'special place' any more after the kids arrived? I can see why...

Oh, and trying to insult me based on the time I posted? Your trolling skills are getting weak, old man...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:32, closed)

LAST WORD

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:34, closed)

FOOD THREAD!!!eleven

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:08, closed)

Christ. Do I have to feed all you strays at once?
Let me guess ... somebody sounded the "girl on the internet" horn?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:08, closed)

I take it that's a yes then? To the early shabu binge...
Either that or whom ever gave you your day-pass need a good f*king felching!
Anyway, feel free to shut the fuck up.
Anytime now.
Don't let me stop you now...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:47, closed)

BIG MAN ON THE INTERNET GRRRR
Prat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:56, closed)

WILL YOU STOP MOCKING THIS VERY SERIOUS COUNSELLING AND SELF-HELP WEBSITE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:54, closed)

I'm such a ruiner.
Ruin ruin ruin ruin ruin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:06, closed)

Prat?
That the best you can muster?
You fluffty mumpet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:49, closed)

It's more than you deserve, petal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:56, closed)

I didn't realize I meant that little to you.
*sniff*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:06, closed)

I hope you did.
Otherwise you're even thicker than you seem.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:38, closed)

What now?
Parp!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:03, closed)

Wow. That was cathartic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)

Ohh, yeah
baby.
Parp!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)