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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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So you're saying you were complicit in your mother's attempts to kill your father?
I don't know which is worse, letting the air out of his tires, or her feeling the need to export her brand of anger from the house to his sole happy place.

Glad he survived.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:58, 2 replies)
meh
i watched him smashing my mums head against a wall when i was five. he fucking deserved it. step dad anyway. dickhead.
mind you he's alrite now like, total prick then tho.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 3:00, closed)
ahhhh, say no more.
Isn't it amazing how time and other things can change a relationship? My dad was none too cool, then got cancer and became not too bad. Well, then he died, but for a while it was alright.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:28, closed)
I beg to differ
Cancer turned my mum into a right cnut a lot of the time (I'm guessing that feeling sick from all radio/chemo therapy, waiting for hours on end to see expensive specialists whilst feeling said sickness & knowing that she was ultimately dying a horrible death anyway made her slightly crabby. Occasionally.)
But then she too died which seemed to improve our relationship inordinately!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:44, closed)
You should have polished the wall with his face when you were big enough.

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:38, closed)
he must have given me the idea
i never thought about it
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, closed)
These things go generation to generation.
I learned that off daytime soap operas. It's the only way to learn psychology.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, closed)
it's the ciiircle of lies
the squeal of misfortune....
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:12, closed)
I read "sole happy plaice".
The guy was living in a bream world! Only Cod can judge him!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:17, closed)
It's carping like this that has ruined qotw.

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:56, closed)

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